Andrew

- "I'm not Sonic, I'm Eggman!"

Andrew during the Unleashed voiceover

- "BORING MAN?!"

Andrew, at least once a day

Andrew is a close friend of Jaden Mora and is currently in possession of the "Andrew" role. He can be easily picked out in the crowd through his iconic squeaky voice, surpassing even Jaden's voice in pitch. He has a soft spot for indie games, and loves Metroidvania games in particular. Andrew has an older brother, who is currently being gas-lighted into smashing babies together to test their durability by Lam. His claim to fame is that he has been banned from Content with Blackjack and Hookers 13 times.