Chris

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Chris is a member of Content with Blackjack and Hookers. He works at Starbucks, Coaches hockey, and is the most 420 Gamer in all of content. He also has an undying passionate love for Molly the duck from Animal Crossing, to the point of obsession.

Personality
Chris is generally a very relaxed person. He is very kindhearted and is quick to help out those he appreciates, although he will focus on himself first before others.

He generally is an asshole to those he likes, being extremely rude and calling everyone names.

He claims that Hockey is a personality trait of his.

Relationships
Chris is father of many ducks. His first duck being named Frank, second being "SeaBass", and his third being Murphy. They each have children, making Chris grandfather of many ducks.

Among members of Content, Chris' closest friends are Jaden, Lam, and Tyler. He is known to not like people, however, he still treats those he dislikes with human decency.

Trivia

 * Chris has two tattoos so far, and plans to get more.
 * He has Majora's Mask on his left wrist.
 * He has a Rubber Duck tattoo on his right upper arm, named Benjamin.
 * Chris played hockey for 13 years, and has coached for 7 years.
 * He is the Patron Saint of BuckenBerry.
 * Chris denies the fact he is a chad, hard. But even he knows that he is.
 * Chris is pretty good at singing, but he rarely sings in front of others.
 * Chris is a known stoner.
 * Chris has a habit of bullying Tyler.
 * Chris has Full Combo'd the Empire Today theme song in Beat Saber, and considers it one of his biggest achievements.